(Questions 41 and 80 are nsfw. They're not graphic or anything, but just keep that in mind! 💗)

1) time and date u started this?

27/05/25 at 1 pm

2) age, gender, location?

going 23, male (he/him), italy

3) opinions on musicals?

don't love them, don't hate them. i do like wicked a lot tho!

4) favorite snack?

why, chocolate chip cookies!

5) have u ever been in love?

yeah a couple of times!

6) favorite pokemon?

it's jigglypuff or piplup!

7) mario kart main?

toad of course!

8) tf2 main?

i don't play it!

9) do you laugh at youtube poops?

in 2017? yes

10) are you listening to music right now?

not currently, no

11) favorite shape?

triangles are cool

12) do you believe in astrology?

no

13) do you believe in the occult?

no

14) opinions on vocaloid?

i love vocaloid music!

15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?

i love music, but i don't think i'd want to do it as a job

16) do you easily get stressed?

i try my best to cope with it

17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?

italian or english literature

18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol

hydro, of course

19) rei or asuka?

who?

20) favorite html tag?

i like to link images

21) are you religious?

no

22) opinions on nightcore?

god, my entire middle school playlist..

23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)

emo, yes!

24) are you good at drawing?

as good as a 6 year old. you wouldn't make fun of a child, so don't make fun of me for drawing like that!

25) do you crack your joints?

no and i judge people who do (just kidding)

26) do you read visual novels?

sometimes, why not!

27) can you sew?

no

28) can you cook?

i.. can cook some things

29) most expensive thing you've bought?

oh wow! i believe it was my ukulele

30) opinions on cosplay?

i like it, i own a Venti cosplay and have plenty of fun wearing it

31) what's your most hated band/musician?

hate is a strong word. i can't stand that dude that sings "50 special", a super famous italian song, omg shut up

32) are you a dramatic person?

maybe

33) what emoticon do you use most?

😌

34) can a miracle certainly occur?

what? no

35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?

depends on how cute the vampire is

36) do you have a celebrity crush?

multiple. let's go with nicholas galatzine

37) do you like snow?

yesss it's so fun :D

38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?

no

39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?

the evolution of women's rights in italy is something i'm quite passionate about. and of course, tomb raider.

40) are you good at spelling?

yes of cousre

41) which touhou wud u fuk?

i'm gay

42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?

i hope so

43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!

bringing back extinct animals might have been a mistake, ngl

44) would you be an angel or devil?

i'm not sure honestly. i'm right in the middle. but i'm very much into law, so i think.. angel!

45) sine, cosine, or tangent?

what a question! it's clearly sine.

46) do you like licorice?

no, but i admire those who do.

47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?

idk. I find stitch (the Disney cartoon character) quite annoying JFDSJSD.

48) what books did you like as a kid?

I wasn’t a big reader as a child! I really liked reading Geronimo Stilton though!

49) can you play any instruments?

yes, the piano, the ukulele, and a bit of guitar.

50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?

definitely some music from Tomb Raider or Beyond good and evil.

51) do you believe in reincarnation?

no

52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______

loves penguins

53) have you been to another continent?

not yet!

54) whats your worst habit?

simping for unavailable men

55) favorite vegetable?

i hate vegetables. that being said, bell peppers.

56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?

balconies. always afraid they'd fall on my head when walking on a pavement.

57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?

terrible songs like "italo disco" by the kolors 💀

58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?

a vampire, if i can just get my blood from the butcher. otherwise a ghost.

59) what do you fear most?

anger

60) do you sleep with any plushies?

yes, my Piglet plushie i've had since a little child. given that Piglet is pink, as a kid i thought it was a girl, so i still refer to my plushie as a she. My Piglet is a trans icon!

61) what hobby do you just not understand?

soccer. what's the point of running after a ball??

62) do you like the taste of alcohol?

no, i quite dislike it actually

63) are you a hopeless romantic?

not really. had my heart broken enough times 😝

64) which deadly sin best fits you?

pride and lust

65) which of your physical features do you like the most?

my eyes and my happy trail (hey, i'm quite proud of it, don't judge!)

66) are your ears pierced?

yes!

67) have you ever been in a physical fight?

just as a child

68) where do you buy your clothes?

thrift shops. i mainly steal my relatives' clothes.

69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?

near the beach

70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?

depends on what you consider magic. gravity sort of feels like magic, doesn't it?

71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!

no i haven't, but thank u for the rec!

72) what is the worst chore to do?

they're all terrible

73) what did your parents almost name you?

"Davide". i don't think it would have suit me.

74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?

i like the name "Celeste"

75) what were your first words?

"mama"!

76) what do you want your last words to be?

whatever feels right to say in that moment. i won't prepare it in advance!

77) when did you first regularly start going online?

when i was 10!

78) what year do you miss the most?

none. i'm quite happy with where i am right now.

79) are you psychic?

no

80) would you fuck a clone of yourself?

of course. i'm quite sexy, if i have to say so myself.

81) what do you use to listen to music?

my ears

82) whats the biggest city you've been to?

milan

83) favorite animal?

penguin

84) what web browser do you use?

google chrome

85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????

no, thank god!

86) do you like energy drinks?

no, i like to stay calm 🌼

87) would ever spend money on skins/gacha pulls/etc

yes, i have already

88) when do you usually go to bed?

9:30 pm. then i read in bed until i fall sleep.

89) how often do you wash your hair?

twice a week

90) would you download a car?

i would, and i will!

91) what was your favorite show as a kid?

the penguins of madagascar!

92) whats the silliest hat you own?

i have a hat with a 3D penguin on it. it's quite silly.

93) what album/song do you listen to when you're feeling angsty?

too many songs! if i have to pick one, it's "choke" by idkhbtfm.

94) do you make OCs?

nope

95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?

i'm not goofy. but i do dance to the sound of the washing machine finish.

96) do you like fireworks?

no, not at all. they scare animals and pollute the earth. there are prettier and safer things to look at.

97) favorite painter?

i don't have a strong preference. maybe julius kronberg.

98) favorite numbers?

i like the numbers 3 and 8.

99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)

never spell "videogames" like that again. i'm good at platforming.

100) time and date you finished this?

27/5/25 at 1 something pm.

This was fun! Bye bye!